A quick preface. I thought I was going to write about WISH I WAS HERE for the worst list because Zach Braff's directorial follow up to GARDEN STATE was utter garbage, but I have an upcoming podcast about that and seeing how it only made 3 million dollars in theater, I think you're safe from it's crime.s Ok, I saw about the same amount of movies I did last year
(roughly 140) and I think this accurately represents the best movies I saw of
last year. Let’s get start with some honorable mentions:
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT
Black and white, I feel is something associated with
pretense in an unfair way. I think it takes you a world that is just different
enough to get lost in. Just real enough to believe and just imaginary enough to
succumb to. This one is about an Iranian town (shot in California, actually. I
was sitting there wondering why some parts of Iran look like the Valley) about
a boy who meets and falls for a girl who’s dispensing her own kind of nocturnal
and supernatural justice towards the people who are destroying the moral
sanctity of the city. But her new found love is only conflicting her because
she is a tool of revenge now and isn’t certain she deserves the love that’s
coming to her. It’s a beautiful movie full of young angst and black and white
views that are contested by reality and emotion. A better love story than any
of the young adult crap that’s coming out of Barnes & Noble but something I
think young people would find even more intense and even more poignant. It’s
the first film from Ana Lily Amanpour and I can’t wait to see what she’ll do
next.
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
OKAY, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP FOR A SECOND. I know you want to
whine about this when you should have been whining about the last one but let
me give you one last chance to redeem yourself about this. This has some of the
best scenes coming out of any super hero movie, Marvel or otherwise and the
only true legit Spider-Man story telling ever done on that silver screen you
threw your medium icee at after this movie started to roll credits. Emma
Stone’s Gwen Stacey made this movie great. Her relationship with Peter Parker
finally had actual weight and chemistry and when her grim fate met her, it made
it all the more heartbreaking. And that moment where the little boy in the Spider-Man
costume tries to defend his city because that’s what Spider-Man taught him to
do, and when the real Spidey tagged in and came at The Rhino, it’s everything
you ever wanted out of your bedsheets and plastic dinette set. It’s what dreams
are made of and what makes generations keep coming back to the same characters
decades and decades later. Anything else kind of melts away because of it.
AS ABOVE, SO BELOW
Found footage horror is mostly miss but this one came with
some legit creepy vibes as a bunch of people go beneath the streets of Paris to
the ancient catacombs that may hold the fabled philosopher’s stone. But what
they don’t realize is that they are descending further and further into the
ACTUAL hell and now have to find a way to escape eternal damnation and the
prison of their own greatest sins. It’s found footage THE MUMMY if that was
actual horror. Scary and suspenseful and you actually care about the
characters. The horror bubble bursting has kind of made the cream rise to the
top if you’re not a movie about a haunted armoire or doll.
LIFE PARTNERS
This one wins the FRANCES HA award for the year. Speaking
with some friends recently, they kind of scoffed at me saying that because it’s
nowhere near the grace and elegance of FRANCES HA, and while I wanted to kiss
them for thinking this, this doesn’t mean it doesn’t have it’s own place in the
sun. That’s kind of the point of these movies. These little bursts of
personality and emotion that get pushed to the side for what society seems
grandiose or important. Two friends lives start to diverge when one gets
serious with their boyfriend and the other one’s troubled life continues to be
troubled and starting to not be as cute as it used to be. Coming from a life
that is definitely the more unflattering side of that coin, I tend to deeply
connect to stories like this. Wondering why romantic relationships have to mean
more than platonic ones. If I’ll still think the same thing as I get older. If
we romanticize this period in our lives too much or if it was the real deal. I
guess the important thing is that this is the way we feel right now, and that
we’ll take solace in the bond we have with everyone else who does.
BEGIN AGAIN
Ah, the first in 2014’s fantastic journey of musicals about
bands starting their band. Mark Ruffalo and Kiera Knightley are two music
industry hopefuls that have found themselves disenchanted and emotionally
drained from their endeavors, but when they meet each other and collaborate
create something that’s worthwhile to the both of them. Their relationship is
unromantic, which immediately makes it more interesting in how they help each
other become the best of what they are and Ms. Knightley highlights yet another
talent on her resume with her heartwrenching rendition of Like A Fool into the
answering machine of an ex-boyfriend. Creating a whole mess of tracks for a
great soundtrack and a great uplifting movie that doesn’t feel disingenuous or
grating.
TOP 20:
20. JOHN WICK
20. JOHN WICK
Keanu Reeves kind of owns the title of the zen warrior. It’s
hard to believe there were any before him but here he is. Stalwartly trying to
be passing when he’s so good at the destruction of human beings, he can not
possibly escape it. This movie also doesn’t treat you like a dummy in that life
and references to the past weave in and out of it without having to sit there
and explain them all to you. This is all unfolding for you in a realer time. A
movie constantly in the moment, even when his main quest gets finished early
on, there is far more to it than originally thought. And the action is just
incredible. America can still dazzle when it wants to. And it’s good to see the
old school show you how it’s done after it’s been gone for too long. Kind of
the whole point of the movie, really.
19. X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Not only is this a great movie. Not only does it right a
sinking ship. Not only does it weave old and new into a triumphant celebration
of a franchise but it’s like if BATMAN BEGINS weaved in and out of the Tim
Burton universe. They’ve kept this continuity for 14 years now and Hugh Jackman
has been the perfect Wolverine for 7 films now, even when the films were bad.
The original director is back to reclaim his former glory and the glory of a
franchise and they both help each other succeed. And they are using the
original storylines of the comics to do it here (and beyond) in their own
unique ways that are kind of better than the source material anyway. It also
waves a flag that signals things to come which are far more exciting than
they’ve ever been. Marvel is actually making their non-owned entitys step up to
keep up with the rising quality of comic book feature adaptations and I just
wish it would rub off on DC Comics.
18. ST. VINCENT
Everyone agrees that Bill Murray is great but he hasn’t been
at his best in quite some time, usually taking the back seat in some indie
movie where he barely gets to say anything because I think all the greats come
to a point where they don’t think they have anything left to give anymore.
Well, ol’ Bill tries again here in a comedy that he should have made several
times over the last couple of years to hold us over. He has successfully
transcended into our modern Walter Matthau where he gets to be the surly old
man but still uniquely and bitingly funny and maybe with some more of the
sweetness that he’s been hinting at for years now but never really gave into.
That what this is mostly. A funny, still slightly edgy good time that will make
you look back and think fond thoughts. A movie fit for the king (Murray, Murray
being the king, you guys).
17. WE ARE THE BEST
More music from fresh talent. This time in the form of
adolescent Russian girls are tired of not being taken serious and tired of
conforming to a life that doesn’t suit them and isn’t much interested in having
them in it. What does suit them is fucking up someone else’s band practice,
which leads to them forming their own band with a sure fire hit single about
how gym class can go fuck itself. If someone truly doesn’t take you for
granted, then they know that being 13 grants you a little leeway. When you
discover things at 13, chances are it’s well tread territory but for them it
becomes a new way of life. It’s easy to be patronizing to this kind of spirit
because it’s already been killed in yourself, which is well represented here,
but if you look back and cheer on a hopeless dumb dream that doesn’t even have
the dignity of talent, you may find it again in your stone heart, you awful
awful person.
16. SNOWPIERCER
This movie is great and is a perfect summer film, that just
so happens to be an arthouse blockbuster, that for no reason shouldn’t be a big
3000 theater opener at your local Regal Entertainment theater. It stars Captain
America, and has great action, and compelling story from a great director and
you can point to many members of it’s cast and say “Hey, I know them”. Is it
because Hollywood is actually too afraid of non-existing properties when it
comes to throwing the big summer dollars at them for wide release or is it
because these characters have large sins on them that they are working on
atoning for and that the average movie-goer doesn’t have the capacity in their
heart or mind to consider a three dimensional character that is flawed to the
point of changing what you think of them halfway through, maybe for the worse?
Maybe it’s because people have already let go of the reality of rail travel.
WHO KNOWS? I just like that it’s here for us to have and enjoy. It took a
little bit work to find it, but it proves that you really can’t say “They don’t
make movies like this anymore” because they do and they will always be waiting
for those willing to find them.
15. THE IMITATION GAME
Thought to be a boring Weinstein awards grab, this is
actually one of the best character pieces of the year. Benedict Cumberbatch
plays the real life Alan Turing, who is recruited by the British government to
help break the Nazi Enigma code and end the war. His methods are crazy at first
but even his genius has consequences in this funny, captivating and ultimately
sad portray of real life heroes and the toll it took on them. It’s also very
super hero in the modern sense where their gifts and responsibility to humanity
weigh heavy and it takes a lot of humanity to endure. Perfectly acted and
written, and I think the tone will surprise you with how refreshing it is for
this kind of movie. This is one of the few actual Oscar contenders that
actually deserve it.
14. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
The pendulum swings both ways, truly as this was a perfectly
orchestrated hit, even if no one knew it at the time. In fact, they definitely
didn’t. They took the good will Marvel has already earned and gave audiences
something completely different with it but with the same great characters,
fantastic action, genuine relationships and colorful imagry. Their genre-izing
has really worked so far, and take it from a fan of the comic series in which
this was based on, they really did a great job of making it thematic
experience. And also, they just scratched the surface of what they could do.
It’s the most popular movie of the year, and deservedly so and you all should
actually pat yourself on the back for at least giving a talking tree and
raccoon a try. This time you were rewarded for your efforts and next time you
may not be. But remember it’s always important to try. It’s hard to expect
Marvel to keep the momentum much less top itself but it looks like in the next
few years, they are going to try very hard to.
13. THE
BABADOOK
Again, horror is getting better and better. This is another
first time female filmmaker that kicked open the door and showed everyone in
the room how to do it better. I always argue with people who say that this or
that horror movie was “scary” and I counter with “How can any movie really
scare you? We’re adults. What can scare you?” Well, the poor single mother
who’s relentlessly tormented by some evil children’s book character as an
allegory for what she’s going through in her life with her poor manic son is
actually scary to me because it’s something a lot of people probably deal with.
But it’s not worth knowing unless something flashy or scandalous is happening
along with it. This woman and her son’s battle with their demons is presented
in a way where they could very well lose and that’s what was truly horrifying
about this. The stakes were “real” in a sense and the ending which I won’t
spoil here, is maybe the best horror ending I’ve ever seen as it doesn’t rest
on a single laurel or trope that is usually reserved for filler for this type
of movie. This was a real achievement.
12. OBVIOUS CHILD
When I first saw Jenny Slate’s one woman show at the UCB
theater in Los Angeles, I kind of fell in love with this quirky new personality
and wished that I had any sort of creative juice so that I could work with her.
She had a quick and uneventful season on Saturday Night Live and I feared that
she’d be another one of those one season darlings that never got to live up to
her full potential. Which is why I was so excited to see her star in a movie.
It could have been another one and done week like forgettable run at the local
indie theater but it found it’s audience and I feel like it took a minor
miracle. Another first time female director (a lot of great debuts this year)
Gillian Robespierre saw what I once saw and actually got it done and put her in
a movie about a girl who’s one night stand ends in pregnancy and she actually
makes use of one of her options and decides to go through the emotional process
of getting an abortion. Oh, also it’s a silly comedy. Not only is she hilarious
in this but she’s a fantastic actress. There is a moment where she hast this
silent bit as a doctor is asking her a question that’s heart shattering and
perfect and I couldn’t believe she had it in her but was so glad that she does.
Hopefully, this continues a long and fruitful career for all involved and
hopefully people keep taking chances and spreading the word on those indies.
11. WETLANDS
I described this as the German porno version of AMELIE as it
exists in a hyper realistic world of whimsy and complete and utter filth. The
second time I saw this, I saw it with friends and actually thought I was
overselling the gross out factor but no. The movie really delivers on that end.
And it’s in this world that somehow exudes a charm and innocence from a girl
who’s family unit no longer exists, and she starts feeling like she shouldn’t
either, being a product of that family. She accidently shaves a fissure into
her poor butthole and uses this HIGHLY traumatic and painful and embarrassing
experience to try and get her parents in the same room together again. I really
related to this and even her uniquely self-destructive nature. The broken toys
always seem like the most appealing to me. I wonder if it’s because they are
the ones that are most ignored or the ones with the most genuinely interesting
history. I generally don’t try to make myself seem more interesting because of
these weird little bits about me but the finding parts of yourself you didn’t
realize were there, in a grubby toilet that anyone with sense would avoid is
kind of the meaning of life to me.
Annnnnnnd, come back tomorrow for the final part! The top
ten of the year!!!
- D
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